[CARTOON] Super Bowl Groundhog Day

They would look kind cute with little football helmets on.

[E-Card] Winter Blues

26 Ways to Beat Winter Blues

Wear something bright. (That neon orange sweater from 1989 is calling.)

Exercise increases serotonin levels, which in turn helps banish the blues.

Install full-spectrum light bulbs at home.

Don't drink too much! Excessive drinking only perpetuates anxiety and depression. If you are prone to depression around this time of year, keep your alcohol intake to a minimum.

Indulge in cheerful conversation and amusements. (Hey, how about

Eat foods that are good sources of tryptophan: bananas, peanuts, avocados, oats, cottage cheese, turkey and chicken, fish, dried dates, yoghurt, red meat, eggs, sesame, chickpeas, sunflower seeds, and pumpkin seeds.

Omega 3 fats, which are vital for proper brain function and to keep the spirits lifted, while low levels are linked with depression and mood disorders. Omega 3 fats come from oily fish, ground flax seed, specialist oils such as Udo's oil, walnuts and krill oil.

Get more Omega 6 fats. Seeds such as sunflower and pumpkin seeds are rich sources, so try to eat these daily. Flax seed is useful as it contains both omega 3 and 6 fats.

Get a range of minerals: Brazil nuts are one of the best sources of the mood-boosting mineral selenium, while eggs have zinc which helps us feel more alert and energetic.

Get more Calcium and magnesium. They work together to help you feel relaxed and sleep properly, so eat green leafy vegetables and seaweed, which are good sources.

Get rid of stuff.

Grow something.

Read the funnies. (like Past Expiry Cartoon!)

Learn how to do something new. (like reading Past Expiry Cartoon!)

File your taxes early.

Paint a room. (neon orange)

Complete one thing you keep putting off. (like painting your room neon orange)

Get the car washed.

Eat dinner at the table.

Make a change.

Get off the Internet and do some old-fashioned indoor activity. (like cow-tipping)

Get more vitamin D

Get more vitamin B

Ditch white carbs. (White carbs can't jump)

relax and meditate

Listen to music. (Speed metal anyone?)

[CARTOON] Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

[CARTOON] 24 hour Weather

[CARTOON] Gulf Coast Weather Girl

Gulf Coast Weather Girl is a bit misleading, as it is the cartoon-ized version of Lisa Rodriguez who is a TV Meteorologist & Spokesmodel in New York. Lisa holds a Master's degree from California State University and is an Award-Winning Oil Painting Artist. When Lisa is not painting or working on television, she enjoys volunteering for her favorite charity (www.Foodonfoot.org) with her family.

Her paintings can be found at Lisa's Oil Paintings

Her favourite charity can be found at Food on Foot

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[CARTOON] Louisiana Weather Chart

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[CARTOON] Polar Bear Estate

Published by Stark - July 2013

[CARTOON] Farting Joe

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[CARTOON] Wilson the Volleyball

Cast Away: The Shooting Script (Newmarket Shooting Script Series)


Cartoon inspired by a spoof of Cast Away done on a Family Guy episode.


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[CARTOON] Cold out

[CARTOON] Doomsday clock

Cartoon published April 11, 2007
Mercury
http://www.newportmercury.com
circulation: 10,000


Yahoo Answers
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[CARTOON] Ways to prevent global warming

[CARTOON] Wooden Boy

[CARTOON] Cooling Centers

A cooling center is a temporary air-conditioned public space set up by local authorities to deal with the health effects of a heat wave. Combine that with global warming, and you get this week's cartoon.

Originally published about 2 years ago.
"24 Hours" (page 6)

circulation: 354,000

[CARTOON] Campfire

[CARTOON] wet basement

[CARTOON] Bipolar

[CARTOON] Penguins

[CARTOON] CSI Toronto

The shelf life on this cartoon was a bit short. Between the time it was sent to a newspaper editor in Toronto on Monday, and the day he runs one of my cartoons on Thursday, the snow dumped by a big winter storm had already melted. Maybe next winter...

[CARTOON] Snow Removal Made Easy

That time of the year again when chatter turns to stories of how long it took for the plows to clear the streets after the winter storm(s).