"My literal interpretation of the Twilight Saga's new movie..."
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20 November, 2009
[CARTOON] Twilight New Moon
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18 November, 2009
[CARTOON] Death by Slap Chop!
"For all you people who hoped Vince from ShamWow was just going to be a one-hit wonder, you must be disappointed that Vince has returned to the airwaves in a commercial for the Slap Chop. Vince with his trademark headset microphone, begins by proclaiming, “You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop.” WOW! Who needs counseling, anti-depressants, or alcohol! All you need to do is repeatedly whack this cheap food chopper!
Then Mr. Offer tells us, “This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.” Oh my God! My life must be worse than boring because I'm too lazy to make tuna sandwiches! Thank you Vince for showing me the light!
When telling us how the Slap Chop prevents tears while chopping onions, he says emphatically, “Life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t want to cry anymore.” Oh Vince, you truly are wise beyond your years.
Then there is the famous line of “Linguine, fettuccine, martini, bikini!” . Even my youngest son looks puzzled as to what a martini and bikini have to do with Slap Chop. But hey, it's entertaining."
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16 November, 2009
[CARTOON] Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures
"Everyone has already heard that "The Simpsons" character Marge Simpson will appear semi-nude in the new issue of Playboy magazine. A search on Google for Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures reveals 3,470,000 matches! The most hillarious thing I found was that the new CEO of Playboy is a guy by the name of Scott Flanders. Supposedly he is NOT related to Ned Flanders, but let's start that rumour anyway. Today's cartoon is more of a prank on those doing a search for Marge's pictures, because a few are bound to end up clicking into my site. Somehow I picture the scene above being more plausible than Marge in a phots spread. Poor Homer, his collection in ruins. Some issues from the early 1950's are collectible and fetch over $1000. "
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14 November, 2009
[CARTOON] Slap Chop!
"Sometimes the news, just states the blindingly obvious: The alleged mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, will be transferred from Guantanamo Bay to New York for a trial in which the death penalty will be sought, the US has confirmed. Hmmmm... death penalty... what a surprise! Who knew?"
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13 November, 2009
[CARTOON] Hydro Smart Meters
"Smart meters, when teamed with time-of-use pricing, will provide a financial incentive for people to shift some electricity usage from on-peak (higher cost) periods to off-peak (lower cost) periods. Ontario is introducing time-of-use rates to help consumers better manage electricity costs and to contribute to energy conservation by reducing their electricity use during peak times. i.e. Do your laundry and cooking at 3AM. "
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