Gas And Dash (for light backgrounds) - Funny

Gas And Dash (for light backgrounds) - Funny

Gas And Dash (for light backgrounds) - Funny. Inspired by news stories of people fueling up their cars, then driving off without paying. Grab this unique gift for the fan of gas prices memes, stickups and, muggings!. Makes a great gift for those that are hard to buy for. This design is also great for those who love discussing Bidenflation

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Gas And Dash (for dark backgrounds) - Funny

Gas And Dash (for dark backgrounds) - Funny

Gas And Dash (for dark backgrounds) - Funny. Inspired by news stories of people fueling up their cars, then driving off without paying. Grab this unique gift for the fan of gas prices memes, stickups and, muggings!. Makes a great gift for those that are hard to buy for. This design is also great for those who love discussing Bidenflation

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[CARTOON] The Fappening - Celebgate

The Fappening - Celebgate

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Inspired by the August 2014 celebrity photo leaks

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[CARTOON] CSI Target

Tip: Always use a credit card at a chain store, and not a debit card. The credit card takes the loss if someone makes illegal purchases with your card. With a debit card, they just take the money straight from your account.

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[CARTOON] Too Much News Coverage

An oldie. Published on March 22, 2007 in the paper 24 Hours (Toronto, Circulation 354,000). Most Americans probably aren't familiar with Conrad Black, but you can pretty much substitute any name that is in the news too much lately.
All about Conrad Black

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[CARTOON] What is Quantitative Easing

So why do they call it the quantitative easing? Why don't they just call it the printing money?
Because the printing money is the last refuge of failed economic empires and banana republics, and the US Fed doesn't want to admit this is their only idea.

[CARTOON] Holiday Images

A tip of the hat to Mr. Gosselin who suggested the opening greeting.

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[CARTOON] Christmas Card Hell

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[CARTOON] Chimney Santa

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[CARTOON] Twitter Prison

Follow me on twitter here: Past Expiry on Twitter

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[CARTOON] Batman on Strike!

"Batman. With special guest... Catman.."

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[CARTOON] Batman's Washroom

A cartoon as cheesy as the original Batman show that aired from January 12, 1966 till March 14, 1968. Thankfully, it was cancelled 11 days before I was born.

Robin, in particular, was especially well known for saying Holy (insert), Batman! whenever he encountered something startling (which was about every 5 minutes).

Tune in tomorrow - same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!"

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[CARTOON] Taser

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[CARTOON] Death by Slap Chop!

"For all you people who hoped Vince from ShamWow was just going to be a one-hit wonder, you must be disappointed that Vince has returned to the airwaves in a commercial for the Slap Chop. Vince with his trademark headset microphone, begins by proclaiming, “You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop.” WOW! Who needs counseling, anti-depressants, or alcohol! All you need to do is repeatedly whack this cheap food chopper!

Then Mr. Offer tells us, “This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.” Oh my God! My life must be worse than boring because I'm too lazy to make tuna sandwiches! Thank you Vince for showing me the light!

When telling us how the Slap Chop prevents tears while chopping onions, he says emphatically, “Life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t want to cry anymore.” Oh Vince, you truly are wise beyond your years.

Then there is the famous line of “Linguine, fettuccine, martini, bikini!” . Even my youngest son looks puzzled as to what a martini and bikini have to do with Slap Chop. But hey, it's entertaining."

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[CARTOON] Slap Chop!

"Sometimes the news, just states the blindingly obvious: The alleged mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, will be transferred from Guantanamo Bay to New York for a trial in which the death penalty will be sought, the US has confirmed. Hmmmm... death penalty... what a surprise! Who knew?"

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[CARTOON] Twitter Execution

"Yes, this is very similar to the Facebook cartoon, but I didn't want to leave Twitter out. With Twitter being so popular, it begs the question what would you put down as your last tweet, if you were sitting in the electric chair?"

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[CARTOON] Facebook Execution

"With Facebook and Twitter so popular, it begs the question what would you put down as your last status update, if you were sitting in the electric chair?"

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