[CARTOON] Chilean Miner's Mistress

One of the miners trapped underground for more than two months in Chile (Yonni Barrios, 50, miner #21) has been offered $100,000 to become the face of a controversial dating website AshleyMadison.com (an online service for married people looking to have extramarital affairs). While he was busy being trapped underground, Mr Barrios's wife of 28 years found out he had been seeing another woman for five years after his mistress began keeping a vigil near the Chile mine. One picture showed his mistress holding a statue of the virgin Mary, while keeping vigil. I think this will make the movie version, for sure.

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[CARTOON] Chilean Miners Rescue

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[CARTOON] Chilean Miners' Sponsors!

Some jokes and puns from Twitter and other sources: If I'm a Chilean miner, and I get pulled out of the shaft, my first question: Who do I talk to about overtime? Great job rescuing those Chilean miners. In my opinion, the best "saving people from a hole in the ground" operation since Baby Jessica. These Chilean miners are really stealing Baby Jessica's thunder. The first thing the last miner rescued said was "I've just finished a 70 day shift" I just got a piece of popcorn out of my teeth that's been stuck all day. So yeah, I know how those miners are feeling. I still think we should all dressed up like Planet of the Apes when we pulled out the Chilean miners. THAT would of made good tV! 76% of Texans are wondering why their flag is flying at the Chilean mine site. AApparently today is comign out day in Chile. Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me. Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards? Boy, are those Chilean miners going to be tired when they return to work at 5 in the morning tomorrow. Party criticizes Chile for interfering in China's affairs by setting unrealistic expectations for value of miners' lives

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[CARTOON] Chilean Miners vs. Charlie Brown

SAN JOSE MINE, CHILE - They were 33 miners trapped for 10 weeks and more than 2,000 feet under the earth, their only link to life above a narrow tube used for food and water... The second miner to be rescued (today), Mario Sepulveda emerged and gave Chile's president a handful of rocks. Sepulveda was greeted with cheers, then turned to President Sebastian Pinera and said, "Wait a minute I have a present, here you go," and handed Pinera some rocks. From wikipedia: The Great Pumpkin was first mentioned by Linus in Peanuts in 1959, and also inspired the 1966 animated television special It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. The best-known quote regarding Linus and the Great Pumpkin, originally from the comic strip but also made famous by the TV special, is "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. What I most remember was Charlie Brown just getting rocks when he went trick-or-treating."

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