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[CARTOON] Stress Reliever

Stress Reliever

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[CARTOON] Overnight Observation

Overnight Observation

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[CARTOON] Gay Egg

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[CARTOON] Wedding Perceptions

Based on a joke I heard recently; now cartoonized for you.

[E-Card] Valentine Savings

I'm single, and I approve this message...

[CARTOON] Mixed Feelings Valentine

Sitting on the fence? Send this card and see if she has a sense of humour...

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[CARTOON] Joseph, you are NOT the father

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[CARTOON] Get a room!

get a room
Expression used to make fun of couples who are overly (and inapropriately) affectionate in public, and hopefully get them to stop.
Sometimes used to poke fun at friends who aren't together but always argue and tease each other in front of their other friends, by implying they act just like a couple.
Look at Jim and Mary makeing out in public again. Get a room already!
After listening to David and Sandy banter back and forth for 30 minutes. Oh get a room you two!

[CARTOON] That Elusive Spark

Probably the most overused cliche in dating, other than the standard 'It's not you, it's me.'

[CARTOON] Missing Comma

... so is Karma. Semi-colon looks a bit guilty.

[CARTOON] How to tell if your land snail is lying

In terms of reproduction, the majority of land snails are hermaphrodite (have a full set of organs of both sexes) and most lay clutches of eggs in the soil. Tiny snails hatch out of the egg with a small shell in place, and the shell grows spirally as the soft parts gradually increase in size. Most land snails have shells that are right-handed in their coiling. Land snails are also compulsive liars. Now you know.

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