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27 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Who wants FREE MILK?

[CARTOON] Who wants FREE MILK? cartoon, drinks, food, ufo, alien

23 February, 2011

[CARTOON] B Movie Poster

[CARTOON] B Movie Poster. cartoon, advertising, animals, dinosaur, entertainment, movie, prehistoric,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.
You can almost hear Barney squeel,"But I wuv you!"

A quick B-movie poster / cartoon I created as a guest writer on another blog where the theme of this month's drawings was B-movies. My favorite B-movie is
X: The man with the x-ray eyes.

Past cartoons about...
advertising

animals

dinosaur

entertainment

movie

prehistoric


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20 February, 2011

[CARTOON] The Pope's favorite drink

[CARTOON] The Pope's favorite drink. cartoon, drinks, religion


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.



Past cartoons about...
drinks

religion

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17 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Computer Geek Restaurant

[CARTOON] Computer Geek Restaurant. cartoon, computers, food, restaurant,<br />


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Pass on to your IT guy and you might just get a new mouse for your cubicle.

Past cartoons about...
computers

food

restaurant

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14 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Anti Valentine's Day

[CARTOON] Anti Valentine's Day. cartoon, DarthVadar, relationships, Valentines, violence,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

A cartoon for all the single people out there.

Past cartoons about...
DarthVadar

relationships

Valentines

violence


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11 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Feel the Love

[CARTOON] Feel the Love. cartoon, animals, Barfield, cats, relationships, Valentines,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Inspired by a cat I used to live with.

Past cartoons about...
animals

Barfield

cats

relationships

Valentines






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10 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Valentine's Day Cards

[CARTOON] Valentine's Day Cards. cartoon, gifts, men, relationships, shopping, Valentines, women,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Wikipedia Trivia: In Saudi Arabia, in 2002 and 2008, religious police banned the sale of all Valentine's Day items, telling shop workers to remove any red items, as the day is considered a Christian holiday. In 2008 this ban created a black market of roses and wrapping paper.


Past cartoons about...
gifts

men

relationships

shopping

Valentines

women






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06 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Oedipus Rex on Facebook

[CARTOON] Oedipus Rex on Facebook. cartoon, Facebook, relationships, social networking, tragedy,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

For those not familiar with Greek Tragedies: Oedipus Rex



Past cartoons about...
Facebook

relationships

social networking

tragedy






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02 February, 2011

[CARTOON] Constipation

[CARTOON] Constipation. cartoon, diarrhea, diet, gifts, health, Venn


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

This doesn’t quite qualify as a Darwin Award, but it comes pretty close…

PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.

'The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him,' said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. 'With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen sometimes — a billion-to-one shot, at least.'

The heartbreaking tale of constipation and tragedy began April 23 when the conscientious zookeeper noticed that his prize, 8,000-pound African elephant didn’t seem to be producing his usual poop aplenty.

'Friedrich had actually been concerned for several days because he knew that severe constipation can kill an elephant,' assistant zookeeper Kurt Herrman recalled. 'He told me he was going to stay late that Thursday night to treat Stefan with laxatives and possibly give him an enema. I offered to help, but he sent me on home, saying he had everything under control.'

But two hours later, horrified night watchman Walter Pleuger found Friedrich lying lifeless under a mound of muck, his body visible only from the knees down. 'I had never really thought about it before,' Det. Dern said. 'But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone.' Shrugging, he continued, 'Well, at least the elephant feels better.'

Past cartoons about...
diarrhea

diet

gifts

health

Venn







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