[DESIGN] Santa - None for you!

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[CARTOON] Escalator Envy

Escalator Envy

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[CARTOON] CSI Target

Tip: Always use a credit card at a chain store, and not a debit card. The credit card takes the loss if someone makes illegal purchases with your card. With a debit card, they just take the money straight from your account.

Inspired by the news story (Link)

[CARTOON] Turkey Dinner Shopping

[CARTOON] Self Checkout Slowpokes

[CARTOON] No more Twinkies!

[CARTOON] Fecal Matter

[CARTOON] Santa cards

According to the Washington Post, recent concern over the environmental impact of printing, mailing and delivering cards has fueled an increase in e-cards.

BULLSHIT! It's cheaper. Use the convenient 'green' share button to email this card to people for FREE!

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[CARTOON] Valentine's Day Cards

Wikipedia Trivia: In Saudi Arabia, in 2002 and 2008, religious police banned the sale of all Valentine's Day items, telling shop workers to remove any red items, as the day is considered a Christian holiday. In 2008 this ban created a black market of roses and wrapping paper. Past cartoons about... gifts men relationships shopping Valentines women

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[CARTOON] Oil Spill Solutions

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[CARTOON] Al-Qaeda Motors

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.."

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[CARTOON] iPad Deluxe

"Need to change a baby? There's an app for that!"

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[CARTOON] Valentine's Day

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[CARTOON] Camel Parking

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[CARTOON] GAP Boxing Day Sale Blowout

"Inspired by a visit to Buffalo where I'd see 2 or 3 city blocks of regular downtown buildings, followed by an empty lot (gap) with some abandoned rusty car, and various pices of junk. Originally I was going to call this cartoon 'Middle-East Shopping Mall' but I doubt The Gap has any stores there. What self-respecting extremist would buy an argyle suicide vest from The Gap?"

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[CARTOON] Santa's List

"Seems like Santa is a wee bit obsessive compulsive."

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[CARTOON] Tiger Woods as Santa

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

I confess, I borrowed the punchline from a verbal joke I heard, but I removed the original riddle's question to better suit a cartoon of mine featuring special gueststar Confucius."

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[CARTOON] Billy Mays OxiClean

"What a week for celebrity deaths... Next up, Billy Mays. TV pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognizable television presence."

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[CARTOON] Telemarketer

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[CARTOON] Jean-Luc Picard Advertising