One of the miners trapped underground for more than two months in Chile (Yonni Barrios, 50, miner #21) has been offered $100,000 to become the face of a controversial dating website AshleyMadison.com (an online service for married people looking to have extramarital affairs). While he was busy being trapped underground, Mr Barrios's wife of 28 years found out he had been seeing another woman for five years after his mistress began keeping a vigil near the Chile mine. One picture showed his mistress holding a statue of the virgin Mary, while keeping vigil. I think this will make the movie version, for sure.
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Dr. Johnny Ancich: not a physician; not a scientist. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden humor that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of humor radiation alters his body chemistry. And now when Johnny Ancich grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by cartoons and pursued by sexy women. [Ancich:] "Miss, don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry." The creature is wanted for an unfunny cartoon he didn't commit. Johnny Ancich is believed to be dead, and he
must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the restless spirit that dwells within him. Dah! Dah! Dahhhhhhh Dahhhhhhh....