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28 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Death Star Morale









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"This cartoon was inspired by casual Fridays at work."





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27 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Fish Food









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"This cartoon was inspired by my first pets: goldfish. George the 1st, George the 2nd, George the 3rd, George the 4th, and George the 5th."





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26 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Tony the Tiger









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"This cartoon was inspired by a box of generic frosted flakes I bought recently, and by recent news that some terrorist was water-boarded over 100 times by the CIA. Combine the two, add milk, and you get today's cartoon."





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23 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Dinosaur Extinction









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"My lesser known theory as to why the Dinosaurs went extinct."





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22 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Proverb No1 - Forgiveness









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"Sometimes proverbs and idioms can be inspirational. At other times, I'd rather just mock them for my own amusement..."





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20 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Prehistoric Poodle









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"An old cartoon of mine from back in 2004. PS: The poodle's name is Fifi."





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17 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Star Trek meets Twitter









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"This cartoon was inspired by Twitter and some of the inane updates people sometimes send, like announcing they have finished doing the dishes, or that they've posted another cartoon on... their... blog..."

Here's a link for those not familiar with Twitter:
Wikipedia describing Twitter


...and of course, Me on twitter: Click Here




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15 August, 2009

[LIFE] Quitting My Job of 19 Years









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"Yesterday I gave my 2 weeks notice to my employer of 19 years. In my various internet searches, I stumbled across a webpage where someone listed his 'soundtrack' to quitting his job. Not to be outdone I came up with my own soundtrack, complete with YouTube videos! Not to be taken too seriously. I'll miss my co-workers and the good times I've had with the company, but sometimes you need to step out of your comfort zone and take a risk.

Soundtrack to Me Quitting My Job [Click Here]




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12 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Tour de France









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"This cartoon was inspired by the recent Tour de France which I am happy to say I did not watch. A drug infused 'sport' I put a few notches below midget-wrestling, and dog-fighting."





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07 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Billy Mays: Oxy-Cocaine?









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"This cartoon was inspired by news today of an autopsy report citing cocaine as a contributing factor in the death of TV pitchman Billy Mays. He died at age 50, back in June. There goes my theory that he did 'lines' of Oxy-Clean."





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06 August, 2009

[CARTOON] March of the Penguins









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"This cartoon was inspired by the movie 'March of the Penguins'. Here I reveal the DARK SIDE of these seemingly innocent animals..."





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04 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Yellow Snow









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"This cartoon was inspired by TV shows about penguins. Did you notice that they are always walking on perfectly clean white snow?"





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02 August, 2009

[CARTOON] Attitude Adjustment









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"This cartoon was inspired by an article I read that said you can alter your mood by FORCING a smile. I only ended up with sore cheeks..."





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