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29 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Fats on a Plane

[CARTOON] Fats on a Plane.  images, pictures, airlines, cartoon, diet, pictogram
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26 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Twitter Prison

[CARTOON] Twitter Prison.  images, pictures, cartoon, crime, internet, social networking, Twitter

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Follow me on twitter here: Past Expiry on Twitter


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23 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Easy way to reduce your car's carbon footprint

[CARTOON] Easy way to reduce your car's carbon footprint.  images, pictures, cartoon, environment, economy, government, money

Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Carbon Offset, Caveat Emptor: http://www.good.is/post/carbon-offset-caveat-emptor/

Alternatively, just go here to get FREE carbon offsets! http://www.freecarbonoffsets.com/home.do



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19 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Exit the Plane!

[CARTOON] Exit the Plane!


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

You've been a naughty, naughty girl!


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15 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Bionic Gummy Bears

[CARTOON] Bionic Gummy Bears.  images, pictures, cartoon, entertainment, food, nuclear, robots, spoof, television, women, men

Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

The Six Million Dollar Man is an American television series about a former military officier with fictional bionic implants working for the OSI (which was usually referred to as the Office of Scientific Intelligence, the Office of Scientific Investigation or the Office of Strategic Intelligence). The show was based on the novel Cyborg by Martin Caidin, and during pre-production, that was the proposed title of the series. It aired on the ABC network as a regular series from 1974 to 1978, following three television movies aired in 1973. The title role of Steve Austin was played by Lee Majors, who subsequently became a pop culture icon of the 1970s. A spin-off of the show was produced, The Bionic Woman, as well as several television movies featuring both eponymous characters.

The Bionic Woman stars Lindsay Wagner as Jaime Sommers, a tennis professional who was nearly killed in a skydiving accident, and was rebuilt by Oscar Goldman (Richard Anderson) and Dr. Rudy Wells (Martin E. Brooks), who had also rebuilt The Six Million Dollar Man. As the result of her surgical implantation, Jaime Sommers had amplified hearing in her right ear, a greatly strengthened right arm, and enhanced legs, enabling her to run faster than a speeding car.

Gummy bears are things you eat.




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12 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Airline Seat Cushions

[CARTOON] Airline Seat Cushions.  images, pictures, airlines, pictogram, safety, vacation

Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.




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08 September, 2010

[CARTOON] The secret behind Airline Butter

[CARTOON] The secret behind Airline Butter.  images, pictures, airlines, cartoon, food, pictogram, vacation


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Butter Joke:

A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."




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05 September, 2010

[CARTOON] Lighter Fluid Banned

[CARTOON] Lighter Fluid Banned.  images, pictures, airlines, cartoon, pictogram, safety, spoof

Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

An Aqua Velva is also a vodka-based cocktail.

Ingredients:

* 1 oz vodka
* 1 oz gin
* 1 oz Blue CuraƧao

topped with sprite and ice.

Mix together and serve with an umbrella.

According to Urban Dictionary it is also a human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. Sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. Can also be identified by his Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" ringtone.

Now you know.




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04 September, 2010

[CARTOON] One-Legged Man

[CARTOON] One-Legged Man.  images, pictures, airlines, cartoon, safety

Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

My first cartoon in a series based on the airline safety cards.




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