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18 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Death by Slap Chop!




"For all you people who hoped Vince from ShamWow was just going to be a one-hit wonder, you must be disappointed that Vince has returned to the airwaves in a commercial for the Slap Chop. Vince with his trademark headset microphone, begins by proclaiming, “You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop.” WOW! Who needs counseling, anti-depressants, or alcohol! All you need to do is repeatedly whack this cheap food chopper!

Then Mr. Offer tells us, “This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.” Oh my God! My life must be worse than boring because I'm too lazy to make tuna sandwiches! Thank you Vince for showing me the light!

When telling us how the Slap Chop prevents tears while chopping onions, he says emphatically, “Life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t want to cry anymore.” Oh Vince, you truly are wise beyond your years.

Then there is the famous line of “Linguine, fettuccine, martini, bikini!” . Even my youngest son looks puzzled as to what a martini and bikini have to do with Slap Chop. But hey, it's entertaining."


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