29 May, 2011

25 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Tour de Lance

[CARTOON] Tour de Lance. cartoon, celebrity, drugs, rides, spoof, sports


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Inspired by news of Tyler Hamilton, a former teammate of Armstrong, has told CBS News that he used performance-enhancing drugs with the seven-time Tour de France winner to cheat in cycling races, including the tour. Armstrong has steadfastly denied doping and has never failed a drug test.

I've never been a fan of Tour de France, or bicycle racing for that matter. Perhaps they should just allow the riders to use whatever drugs they want... it would still take talent to balance the extra weight of the drug cylinder on your back. They could even put sponsor logos on it.

Learn to ride a bicycle [to work]. You will not regret it if you live. - Mark Twain

21 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Macho Man Randy Savage

[CARTOON] Macho Man Randy Savage. cartoon, death, entertainment


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Posting my usual Sunday cartoon a little earlier as a result of the recent and surprising death of wrestler Randy Macho Man Savage. No one quite said "Oh, yeeeah," and "Freak out. Freak out." like him.

A pretty good write-up about Randy Savage by a journalist who, like me, grew up in the 80s : link

20 May, 2011

15 May, 2011

10 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Fortune Cookie 2

[CARTOON] Fortune Cookie 2. cartoon, fortune, food,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.



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08 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Mother's Day Duck

[CARTOON] Mother's Day Duck. cartoon, birds, kids, women, Mother's Day, gifts,


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05 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden Killed

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden Killed. cartoon, Osama, lead, news, Royal, terrorist, violence


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

It was only after I was finished this cartoon that I noticed that the 11 in 2011 could symbolize the twin towers. Pretty deep huh? Anyhow, looks like Osama is now... Past Expiry.

Here's a collection of various jokes I found around the internet:

Bin Laden was shot twice in the head ... I didn't know Dick Chaney was a Navy Seal.

Bin Laden's favorite game was Duck, Duck, DUCK!

The Bin Laden coctail ... 2 shots and a splash of water.

Due to a mix up in the translation, Bin Laden is trying to figure out why he's surrounded by 72 mice, rats and squirrels, in other words...vermins.

I understand that Donald Trump is DEMANDING to see the death certificate.

Real justice would have been to capture Bin Laden alive and MAKE him pass through airport security every day for the rest of his life.

Bin Laden ... the former Hide and Seek Champion Of The World.

The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they've granted President Obama full citizenship. –David Letterman

Osama bin Laden, as we speak, is living with Spongebob in a pineapple under the sea. –Jimmy Kimmel

BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell.

BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force ... in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan.

Bin Laden's final words: I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in my head.

Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved. -Jay Leno

Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist.

I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the Add your location button during his last tweet.



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03 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden found!

[CARTOON] Osama Bin Laden found!. cartoon, games, terrorist, internet,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

From CBC news in late April: Hackers have stolen account information, likely including names, addresses, passwords and possibly even credit card information from Sony Corps PlayStation Network and Qriocity service, the company announced.

Sony said the subscriber information that was likely compromised by the cyber attack include:

* Name, address (city, state, postal code), country, email address, birthdate, PlayStation Network/Qriocity password and login, and handle/PSN online ID.
* Profile data, including purchase history and billing address (city, state, postal code), and the subscriber's PlayStation Network/Qriocity password security answers. The same data with respect to a dependent may also have been obtained.

Could it be that Osama Bin Laden was playing with a Playstation that led the Americans to find him?



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01 May, 2011

[CARTOON] Queen Elizabeth II

[CARTOON] Queen Elizabeth II. cartoon, celebrity, Royal, fashion, superhero



Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Big Bird and Queen Elizabeth II... seperated at birth?


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